David: Did you see this story about how sulfuric acid doesn’t dissolve bodies as quickly as the Mafia claims?
Me: Yeah. I really think lye is probably a better alternative.
David: I’ve heard that.
Me: Though, personally, I think that if I were really looking to dispose of someone I’d feed them to some pigs.
David: They’ll even eat the bones?
Me: Yeah… and it only takes them about a day.
[long pause]
Me: What I’m saying is you should be concerned if I ever invite you to visit my pig farm.
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This video, which is a literal translation of the A-Ha music video had me completely cracking up.
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Jester: Mary quit today
Othurme: Is she going to work for that other company?
Jester: not sure yet. she may do what we’re doing [starting our own travel agency]
Othurme: Do the whole thing with insurance and bongs, and etc?
Jester: …
Othurme: bonds
Jester: Yeah. Though I don’t know how she feels about bongs.
Othurme: not bongs
Jester: Freud, your slip is showing
Othurme: I really need to get stoned
Jester: think it would help?