David: Did you see this story about how sulfuric acid doesn’t dissolve bodies as quickly as the Mafia claims?
Me: Yeah. I really think lye is probably a better alternative.
David: I’ve heard that.
Me: Though, personally, I think that if I were really looking to dispose of someone I’d feed them to some pigs.
David: They’ll even eat the bones?
Me: Yeah… and it only takes them about a day.
[long pause]
Me: What I’m saying is you should be concerned if I ever invite you to visit my pig farm.