I’ve been intoxicated in my life… but never THIS intoxicated… and also, never on a Tuesday. Kudos, young man!
Naked man pays a visit
Vallejo Times-Herald
Posted: 11/04/2009 01:34:40 PM PST
Updated: 11/04/2009 01:34:40 PM PSTBENICIA — Police arrested an intoxicated 21-year-old man at about 1:15 a.m. Tuesday after he stumbled — in the nude — into someone else’s house, Lt. Mike Daley said.
The suspect, possibly thinking the East Second Street residence was his, walked through an open door and was, at one point, standing naked at the foot of the residents’ bed, Daley said.
He was found taking a shower in an upstairs bathroom and arrested on suspicion of burglary, trespass and being drunk in public.